Melllvar

There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

It may be possible…

It may not be necessary…

And stop sighing so much.

For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.

‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0

A&W

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.

UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.

“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.

Infinite scroll instead of pagination.

He’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.

Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

Some have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.

Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

If forward time travel counts, then yes by a large margin.

I am tired of lies.

[weak cough]

I could fit if I didn’t have these damned arms!

Leela mutates into a tentacle monster.