Please don’t start with the “happy cake day” shite

You could live forever without fear of the heat-death of the universe :o

Hell I’d F5 right after getting home from work and never have to work again

Only one way to find out: ask her if she knows any good MLP fanfics

Pretty sure he does discriminate

Your banks still have offices? Cool!

That’s when the mods hit you with their downvote button

Illuminati!

Lick it before you stick it - Denise Lasalle

This isn’t reddit you don’t have to do that

They’re semi-essential unless you’re knowledgable enough to get the right proteins without them.