I just give them a thumbs up.

What’s the best mobile client for Piefed?

Never fuck with the people who decide your nursing home.

or Bitcoin (I’m open to mining it in the background, but I don’t like the idea of turning real cash into fake cash).

You don’t have to! You can just mine and then spend it directly on goods/services.

Perhaps this is an exception, but I’ve disregarded that rule to use the building’s only baby changing table a bunch of times.

It drives me nuts when bad DMs metagame and have the guards just decide to spend arrows on wild shape animals. I ended up just always playing rogues with that guy by the end because then I could just roll, and he never let us rest.

As a parent, I ban my own kids from Roblox. Because it’s my job to protect my own children, not the government’s job to treat everyone like children. This policy would put my children in more danger because they’ll need free speech once they’re adults.

Shall we keep memes on Beehaw or .ml?

I always provide unsolicited advice when I cast Guidance. Otherwise we’re just rolling dice, you gotta role play! You should talk faster when hasted too.

Some events in my campaign are doomed to happen no matter what, but I don’t always want the players to know it.

For example if they try a Survival check to track someone who was never even there, I might make a secret Stealth roll plus a million bazillion.

But it did have a mechanical benefit!

Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.

CrowdStrike, but that hit private companies too.

What are you actually arguing with the president thing? I literally don’t understand how that’s supposed to support your point.

That’s next quarter, after I’ve got my bonus for all these savings.

Wizards: let’s compare notes

I’m trying to make it a cathartic Inglorious Basterds sorta fantasy. They’re already level 10 in 5E, which feels about level 30 in most ES games. Absolutely slaughtering Thalmor; they’ve got a bounty and a whole legion after them.

For years I’ve been running an Elder Scrolls campaign, so recurring villains include elf Nazis. It has been hitting way too close to home this year.