Why play a story mode when we could be buying shark cards in GTA 6 online?

And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.

We’ve always been at war with The Woke Agenda. We’ve never been at war with Russia.

Best we can do is a tax break to corporations.

Finally we would get the gespacho police we’ve been promised!

I hear “[Hannibal Lector] was a nice fellow but that’s what’s coming into our country right now.”

“There aren’t even messages in the menus to tell you about the useless cosmetics store! How can this even be a game?” -Ubisoft Dev Probably