Brother, these are 1337 h4x0rs, they type that shit out faster than you or I can Google for a Stack Overflow post.

One side lying doesn’t make the other side’s lie true, or justified, or anything else but a lie

LMAO I know a whole bunch of people who don’t know a subnet mask from a hole in their ass and they’re doing just fine in their IT careers. You are overestimating the requirements for a great many corporate jobs.