Does coffee count? I just woke up.

I have no clue, I’m just a humble meme thief.

You should draw a creepier picture to assert dominance.

Sound strategy. Always keep a bat by your bed with a sock worn over the tip. That way, if they try to grab the bat out of your hand, they will just grab the sock, and it will slip off.

Now you got a stew going, just need some potatoes.

Sounds about right.

Meditation and mindfulness absolutely have scientifically proven effects.

Best answer, IMO. Whole bar in tears.

Husband and I went to a candlelight concert with aerial performances on silks and hoops and whatnot. It was great!

Sadly, I don’t. A friend sent me this in a text, and he also doesn’t know where to buy it.

Women having to get husband’s permission to open a bank account (speaking of the US).

Printer ink.

I’m just kidding… listen to all the other smart people in this thread and not me.

Valerian is the way if melatonin does nothing. It knocks me out.

There is a study that say taking a really hot bath 2 hours before bed and then sleeping in a cool room (68F) helps fall asleep.

I’ve also had success with taking magnesium and low-dose melatonin 15-20 mins before bed.

For the morning, meditation and journaling are a must for me. When I journal, I do a brain dump, which is super helpful with ADHD.

Some Top Golf and a game night with friends, then going to an immersive art exhibit with the family after gorging ourselves on sushi. Really looking forward to all of it.

A whole bunch of professional groups are on there. It’s one way I get client referrals and network.

I sort of do this, but it’s not super haphazard because otherwise the drawer doesn’t fit everything. So there is still folding involved. I should simplify my wardrobe…

My Hazel is recovering from ACL surgery (TPLO), and she is doing fantastically well. She keeps wanting to play with Sunny and run up the stairs, but she is not allowed to yet. So she whines about it.

And Sunny pooped on my nice blanket, but she did it because she was scared, so I’m not mad. She has trauma, so loud noises terrify her.

Laundry, specifically folding it. I have ADHD so my brain makes it out to be a much bigger task than it actually is. I hate it so so much.

An elderly couple sat next to us, and the man sent his elk chop back twice because it was “too seasoned.” The second time they put no seasoning on it for him, but he still claimed that it had “the seasoning from the pan.” He then proceeded to order salmon instead (with no seasoning) and complain loudly the whole time. No tip for the waitress.

For context, this was a nice restaurant at Crater Lake in Oregon. My husband also ordered the elk chop, and said it was the best meal he’s ever had. We tipped the waitress double and had a great laugh with her about the whole situation after the elderly couple left.