I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

It’s got me all bothered, too, damn.

For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

Pretty much covers all the bases.

You were supposed to give it a good pounding. I need a cigarette.

This is going to be one of those chapters in future history books that makes us look like real idiots.

Thank God crocodiles didn’t learn to fly.

And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?

There’s a version of it here, but I’m not sure if the “Allied Force” version is the same as what you’re looking for. Also, in case you’re not aware of this Falcon 4.0 mod. I haven’t had a chance to try it, but it’s supposed to be great.

Most people with good answers to that know better than to answer that.

Tempting, but I’m waiting to see whether SD cards catch on before buying in.

I’m only speaking from my own experiences in similar situations:

Is he going to leave his wife to be with you? No, he is not likely to do so.

Would you want him to leave his wife to be with you? I can’t answer for you, but I’d wager it’s a weird thought.

Is he likely to enjoy the attention/admiration and keep you on the hook to stroke his ego? You betcha.

This never ends well for the person in your position. That advice is a cliche for a reason.

A bunch of old white guys who literally don’t understand the internet vs. the entire internet. Okie doke.

Earlier today I learned the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I never knew.

There’s only one thing cartoons should be selling.

You could just not break into people’s homes?

Did you accidentally speak your mind or say crazy, made-up stuff?

Flying planes. A few months ago, I got to do take-off and pilot a bit in a tandem plane. Being in a small, single-engine 1969 plane instead of the typical jumbo jet–I realized it was literally just a shitty old RV inside, shag carpet, rickety little passenger window, and all. Except for one minor difference: we were soon IN THE FUCKING SKY. That’s when I realized humanity has no place being up there, with all due respect to John F. Kennedy, NASA, etc. And a little sidenote to those same scientists: a giant metal object ascending into the sky makes no sense–I don’t think it can last. It’s the folly of man. Oh, and you can just have a plane!? That’s allowed somehow!?

I will definitely revisit it as soon as I’ve made three communicative friends!