Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

Win–win, Pangloss

I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

Oh you must be my old upstairs neighbor—send the rest of the dance troupe my best!

EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.

You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️

I take this back. EMPRESS is simply awful. Not a fun villain.

Mail paper checks in the amount of nine dollars and ⁹⁹/₁₀₀ every now and again.

Is that a euphemism for “I’m in the bottom 10%”? Jk

The kind of villain that is entertaining to watch. Hi, Gia Gunn, Elliot Goss, and Shiv Roy (for example)!

I’ve done my best to include °C conversions of all my °F. What more do you people want.

Since we’re here, I had covid one time and had to shop online for stuff that came in ounces, quarts, pints, and liters, and even without brain fog, I can tell you that comparing prices and sizes against apples, oranges, and furlongs (⅛ miles (≈⅕ km (but this is an argumentum ad absurdum))) is the most unsatisfying garbage that has ever been.

In conclusion, what if God did bless America ?

those bent on self-destruction do not expect to be unsuccessful

Expectations of success are actually part of what get people there in the first place

I hated this song as a kid. I adoooooore it now.

China’s really that cheap? 3% did you say?!

This is originally he. Voilà moi. It was I.