Then come to America, friend!

Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?

Brazil prosecuted Bolsonaro for a coup attempt. Somehow.

And what did Biden say when a fascist whom Biden called fascist arrived at the White House on January 20? “Welcome home”. (?!?)

I remember when the worst president in the history of the United States lied enough to invade Iraq again. And then he was reelected!

That practice round of excruciating righteous indignation took some of the sting out of being reminded that Americans are not my favorite voters.

Before the election I was extremely smart and added a couple of fascists’ names to my Lemmy post-filter. Halcyon.

But now? I can’t imagine how I could possibly curate a visit to c/all without details that are more demoralizing than any human should ever hear about.

Just once it would be nice to see him on the receiving end

Is awk the best POSIX-compliant column emulator?

The one person you can change is yourself.* Why not try vent before solutions?

*(Kinda. You’re trying to change your wife and here I am encouraging you to try a new way.)

God almighty I could have any audio as my Nokia ringtone in the Bush era. Today? I wish I could have the ringtone I wanted.

Clownflare

Sorry but if I weren’t a robot I would do one of these: 😂

Are all paisleys fractals?

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

Win–win, Pangloss

I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

Oh you must be my old upstairs neighbor—send the rest of the dance troupe my best!