https://imgur.com/well-bang-okay-FTHf3AP

If the words on the internet are to be believed, GOG’s been running at a loss all this while, with papa Witcher covering the costs. Maintaining a large library of games is expensive.

It’s actually cereous… unless that’s a cloud, in which case fuck the English language.

Technically, it is private. As in privately shared. Not just anyone can get your data. It’s a select club. Other than the employees handling it, it’s mostly pay per view.

Then there’s the paladin who has you smitten just by standing there.

Easter.

Dunno, radiation? Ultrahorny beam?

I am an idiot, but so are you if you believe that sort of thinking is the right course of action. I’ve seen multiple families do exactly this and none of them ended up right. You still have years of interaction ahead of you. Years of your children growing up watching you and your parents and learning from that.

You think you’ll inherit that property and everything you do is towards that goal, but I assure you that what you should be doing is prepare for the opposite.

What if you don’t inherit? What if all your plans end up in smoke? Are you ready for that? Are you prepared? You should start to.

You’re an idiot and here’s why:

All that energy you spent trying to keep the peace and talking around sensitive topics could have been put to better use actually talking that shit out in the open.

You know what tiptoeing does for a topic? Nothing. Because it doesn’t get discussed. No debate, no exchange of opinions, no chance for a change in perspective. Things go steady on course because nothing you did affected them.

If you had approached the subjects properly, the end results had been more varied.

• they’d try to change and everyone would be happier Or
• they’d be stubborn to change and you’d get a clean break with no ambiguity in regards to the reason.

Instead, you’re here, slowly stewing in stress and resentment. Which is the worse outcome overall.

Talk through your shit and clean it up. Don’t just let it stink up your life.

If you don’t speak at all, you must have something to hide, therefore you are resisting. Would you prefer a beating, a sitting on your neck or a couple of bullet holes? You have the liberty of choice.

No. Ineligible.

Hints are great if what you look in a partner is the ability to solve puzzles. Otherwise, they should be skipped. Proper communication is key to any successful relationship.

Hey. No need to answer. Probably already tested for it. But if not, consider pancreas issues. It can annoy everything around it when crabby.

Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda.

“Grumpy old man yells at the sky.”

Disclaimer: I stole the image to make this post.

There is another way!

In liquid form

Realistically? Either bribe a doc or make a fake one.

Realistically, i’d go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They’ll take it in because they’re not being paid enough to care. Then i’d be legally dead. Afterwards i’d go into the mountains and probably die because i don’t know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.

I am really smart. I am really dumb. I am average.

(smart + dumb) / 2 = average

I’m a regular 1:1 overall casual user. I’ve both seeded generously and leeched precariously over the years, but i can safely say i’ve given as much as i took.