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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • A lot of things that come with software that people despise would be fine if the software wasn’t designed to monetize the fuck out of you.

    • Having a media center built into the TV and being able to control both with a single remote is nice. Having the media center push ads and tell me which applications it’s allowed to run sucks donkey balls.
    • IoT devices that depend on someone else’s online service can go die in a fire. Programmable devices that work with my own home server are awfully convenient.

    The common thread here is not that there’s a niche where software hasn’t been introduced yet, but that there’s a dearth of good software/firmware.




  • I’m assuming that the haunting is because I had a vendetta against the haunted. In that case, I’d make their life miserable in the most subtle ways, including but not limited to:

    • Move their furniture half an inch at random so they keep stubbing their toes.
    • Make their clothing get stuck in doorhandles.
    • Loosen the knobs on their drawers.
    • Loosen the screws on the handles of their pots and pans by an eight of a turn.
    • Shift things in their cupboards so that something falls out every time they open them.
    • Damage the gaskets on their windows so that there’s a draft and constant whistling sound.
    • Reopen their resealable packages a little bit so the food spoils faster.
    • Make their toilet leak, but only when they’re sleeping.
    • Pack lint into their phone’s charging port so that their charger never plugs in snugly.
    • Unbalance their appliances so they rattle/shake.
    • Slightly unbalance their car tires.
    • Loosen fasteners in their car so it produces annoying rattles.
    • Make their pens leak.