The Ramen Dutchman

I mean really, fuck Microsoft and Windows!

This was wonderful, thanks for sharing The Bard in Gree… A- Are you a kobold or three, perhaps?

Is there more of this?

What’s this from?

I feel like this is an XKCD…

I miss Reddit switcharoo rabbit holes.

I don’t think that’s what’s happening, here.

This is more as if there are mods for a game engine, and loads of people think the mods are made for one game specifically even though they work on any game using that engine. That would grind my gears as well, to be honest.

Yeah, I’d also like the original art without text over it!

EDIT this is the oldest similar version TinEye could find me, but I couldn’t find the credit along with it.

Salt is worth 5cp per pound in D&D 2025 (a source)

I wouldn’t lose my salt over that.

I know some jewellers in my neighbourhood can:

1. Shut the metal, anti-theft blinds in front of the door and windows
2. Notify the police

With a single button or switch under the counter-top.

I could borrow that in a TTRPG set in modern times or some Sci-Fi future. It could work in a medieval setting as a kind of magic trap.

“Sleeping to regain hit points, multiple times a day, even when in a high speed chase” is up there for me.

Looking it up, there’s a discussion on Framework’s Discourse, but nothing shipping yet.

The best hope at the moment is to buy and connect an LTE M.2 key card that connects over USB-A, which would work on any laptop, come to think of it.

Hold up, there are third-party SIM card expansions‽

I don’t have a Framework laptop (yet) but once I’ve got the money together I really want one!

Nat 20? Wait, how are you going to roll a 20 on a d12?

Oh, wrong game.

I… Don’t? Is that so magical?

Like, if something would need a DC 25 Acrobatics check, I ask the player “Wait, how high is your character’s Acrobatics? +3? Ah no sorry, you can’t do that.”

I agree, and if I think an DC might be too high for a player, I just ask them first “Wait, what’s your <skill here>?”

I mean, I could see it was a screenshot from another social media.

Well, then that’s not the right build, is it?

Okay, I’m going to be a bit pedantic, but none of that is D&D specific; you love your GM or whoever wrote that for your party.

They always look back 🤤

It’s awesome you recognised that!