I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

This is the real shit right here.

Good question!

VPN is one of the few “services” I’m happy to pay a subscription for. Because it’s actually a service with ongoing costs.

I limit it to things the character would have realistically encountered before.

It could be fun to create/search for a d100 roll table for what they get, where there’s a small chance to get something “broken”.

As a DM, I personally completely ignore this and ask for Athletics checks if the jump distance isn’t a gimme or impossible.

You Sir, are a legend.