Consumers will love it because they now have skin in the game! - some exec

My work environment has gone to hell this year. First I was told to move across country on my own dime to keep my job. Then to report to the office 3x a week for no good reason only to have them close the office next to my new apartment forcing me to commute. Then I watched several people get laid off or demoted after moving for the job. Now we are to start reporting to the office 5x a week and there is no assigned seating and no guarantees that I won’t be laid off or demoted next. I’m dealing with it this year by telling them to get stuffed and moving back home.

Buy a minivan, remove back seats. Add a bed and a battery bank, a small travel fridge and a hob for cooking then start camping at the nearest national parks. Refine my load out and start venturing farther and farther out.

Not even power and water supplies?

Terraform… Oh wait, Nevermind. I need to start switching to OpenTofu now.