MortBoBort@lemmy.worldtoDungeons and Dragons@lemmy.world•what are your silly character ideas?
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10 months agoJohn Smith, human fighter.
A farmer driven from his farm by increasingly hostile monsters, not violently driven out, it just became too expensive to get goods and the bank forced him to sell it.
He seeks to join a adventuring party to make just enough money to put a downpayment on a new farm. Once he has enough he will promptly leave the party.
Intentionally the most boring character possible
20% balsamic vinegar 30% olive oil 50% maple syrup As much mustard as is needed to keep it from separating
Takes 5 minutes to make and keeps for a long time