Put your disabled mother on the side of the van but with her face painted into famous scenes from the history of film. Your mom as Tony Montana wielding an assault rifle, your mom as the Big Lebowski holding a white russian, your mom as Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 doing pull-ups, your mom as Robocop shooting off a guy’s dick, your mom as Nosferatu emerging from the shadows, the possibilities are endless.

I thought it was going to be a world war 2 story

Does the log ever reach the sun?!

Defending yourself in court doesn’t count as being self employed.

You’re already this sleazy and not even out of law school yet, you’ll make an excellent lawyer.