They’re are cheap bidets out there, and the are premium ones. The premium ones (like toto) are worth it, but I’d start with an inexpensive one to see if you enjoy it first.

Yeah, sadly. He’s super-religious, and a hardcore right winger. He attempted to turn the whole OG Chuck Norris Meme from the early 00’s, into some ministry for Jesus, completely missing the point.

He’s been a pretty hardcore republican since at least Reagan IIRC.

Fuck Chuck Norris in his Maga supporting and Christo fascist face.