haha no source, just a dumb joke.

Japan: Checkmate

:: Reveals 10X more laws regulating game consoles ::

They’re probably all too busy working on Half Life 3

True polymorph is a hell of a drug.

I know, I know, it’s pronounced “Nyïmp”

Full name is GNUIMP anyway

Does Lemmy have a maps without New Zealand community?

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We found a race condition in the teleport code. Turns out the efficiency curve for the restoration magic that undoes the disintegration in real time has a parabolic mana requirement related to mass, but disintegrate has a caterneric curve. For human sized stuff they match up, but if you try to teleport something of sufficient mass the restoration starts to draw a disproportionate amount of mana and the whole thing falls apart.

Also, we need to hire some more QA contractors.

Senior QA in the wizard world would actually be a respected title. Can’t make senior if you’re dead, and you can be alive if you’re bad at it.

2016->2019

wotc should pay dividends in unique rpg modules, then the shareholders get something cool noone else has.

🤓☝️.

If you’re worried about the veracity of the claims, I can assure you they’re true.

that’s amazing.

Unsolicited fact: Heinz picked the number 57 at random, it just sounded like good marketing at a time when things were general marketed as “tonic #4” and the like.

(well, maybe not fact, more like probable truth)

Distributed Honor-system Clothes Peg Server

The bar is low, feel free to use it as a step ladder.

Just trying to help you with your quest

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