pinkystew@reddthat.comtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•You can go back in time to any year on earth. What year would you choose and what would you do there?English
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3 hours agoJust kick him in the balls before he climaxes
Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes
August of '69. The first Woodstock.
Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.
Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it
Unlike cops, who die if you don’t piss on them to put them out.
Please fuck me