The issue is that we are a small minority

I’ve been listening to Gira Gira on repeat

For future reference I recommend the brand “athom” for smart light bulbs, they come flashed with tasmota, wled or esphome and you can also flash whatever you want on them

So twitch collects analytics? What a surprise

The most common ones use WiFi, so you don’t need any hubs other than a router.

Oh no

Lol I was just going to google it

You can disable the facial recognition, so that shouldn’t be an issue

https://github.com/xvzc/SpoofDPI

So instead of giving them little money, you want to give them absolutely nothing

All you’d need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I’ve never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can’t attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.

Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like

You could use Tasker to make an automation that checks what the notification’s content is, but it’s just an ugly workaround

It does say “the policy we announced”, not “the announcement”

Would appreciate it

They have a meme relationship with dbrand

You can

Just enough dihydrogen monoxide? Believe it or not, also death

Damn, I’d read that book

Same, the free tier is so good that I’m paying to make sure it stays free.