A tie between HISHE and The Warp Zone.
A tie between HISHE and The Warp Zone.
Mel Brooks and David Attenborough seem like safe bets.
By chance I ran across a relevant video earlier today. Shopping should be fun! https://youtu.be/5kRLCKH6bA8?si=4E8KEGQhfJv8f8jZ
I’m not a lemming and this isn’t FOSS, but FoxIt will do at least some of what you want.