Tonight we dice in hell.
Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
Tonight we dice in hell.
And – inexplicably – it has darkvision.
barbarians
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“Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!”
“It’s okay, I brought a Bag of Holding full of air with me. Now I’ll just put it on my head, and…”
Well, my parents were worshipers of Ishtar, so I was kind of born into it…
You want a tail, play a Kobold!
“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”