Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
Yelling “Meep morp… Zarrrp… Rooooobot”
Not Excel, but one of the most hilarious uses of Google Sheets I’ve ever seen
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He looked much better after putting on a few pounds and beating the shit out of a blind lawyer
'bout fucking time. Use that witchcraft, you badass, you!
I really don’t care what starts the revolution, but I’d be pleased as punch if history books of the future had to note that gamers ate the first CEO after he shit on their favorite devs
Dude, read my reply to that comment. You’re feeding into the echo chamber.
Why are y’all making me do your research for you?
Also, you put that text in quotes, but I don’t see it anywhere in that page, which is very misleading to do.
It’s literally stated within the summary of the page; third paragraph from the bottom.
That’s contradicted by the link content.
Try clicking the links within the content to see if maybe you’re missing some context.
The name of the state is hyperlinked, click on it and you’ll find section of the Michigan Legislature contains statutory age limits on marriage. The site linked from my quote is out of date because the minimum age is now 18. This is an absolute win and something to be celebrated, it just sucks that it took until 2023 to bump the age up and remove a judge’s ability to enter a child into marriage. I considered editing my quote to cross out Michigan, but that seemed dishonest. Can’t really win either way, apparently.
Let’s click the name of this state and we end up at a summary page with a specific comment:
Minors under minimum age may obtain license with parental consent and approval of court. Minor females age 15 yrs. and older and males 17 yrs. and older but under 21 may obtain license with parental consent and court order.
But since we’re “doing our own research” (you’re welcome), let’s not trust the content on a third party site and instead look up the listed section of the Mississippi code dealing with conditions of issuing a marriage license in which we find that
If the male applicant is under seventeen (17) years of age or the female is under fifteen (15) years of age, and satisfactory proof is furnished to the judge of any circuit, chancery or county court that sufficient reasons exist and that the parties desire to be married to each other and that the parents or other person in loco parentis of the person or persons so under age consent to the marriage, then the judge of any such court in the county where either of the parties resides may waive the minimum age requirement and by written instrument authorize the clerk of the court to issue the marriage license to the parties if they are otherwise qualified by law.
Same info! They’re not lying! Wait… That’s bad news. Damnit!
There appears to be an amendment that I can’t tell if it’s passed or not, but it only raises the minimum age of girls (15) to that of boys (17). I refuse to say “men” and “women” because 17 is still a child.
Great news! Two months ago, Washington passed a law eliminating marriage of minors! I genuinely had no clue about this one. Obviously, the site wouldn’t have this update, but there you have it.
Anyway, there you have it. The info you could’ve read for yourself, but chose not to before declaring yourself a victim of misinformation.
That’s horrifying. Similarly, if not more horrifying, is that’s 9 years older than some states in the US legally require
I pray to leave long enough to see the civil war between the AIs trying to decide whether I should live or die because I find it funny to be nice to some and sadistic to others
As a man with ADHD and poor oral hygiene, I need to get one of these just so that the assistant in my toothbrush gets lonely and depressed.
Just when things are starting to get their most bleak, I’ll use it to scrub my toilet.
Ah yes, good ol phone number of 1
ETA: Why’d you downvote me? Did I accidentally dox you?? Fine, we’ll pretend like your phone number is 2
I used to run tech support for a middle school and that’s exactly how the kids used to hold the laptops and the Chromebooks. I’d frequently warn kids not to do it, but sure enough…
One day, you’ll hear a tiny crack, a concerning click, or a new creak and you’ll notice some of your keys don’t work anymore.
And then it’s just downhill from there
George H.W.'s greatest foe
This whole exchange made me feel better. Thank you for being you
Yes, I wanted to one-up your disbelief by pretending I use random text boxes to store personal information.
Maybe one of these days I’ll make a joke that’s funny instead of confusing…
!RemindMe in two hours to give my doctor my new SSN after my last one got stolen: 644-11-9217
Widdershins start my hair, your Spooktober decorations are so spooky!!!