Opposite monkey paw situation, as cows are no longer farmed due to the poison risk, global emissions are massively reduced. And the huge amounts of land dedicated to feeding cows is returned to forestry, further reducing emissions.

The poisonous cows solve climate change long before the vegans can.

Gross vibes on this one

Oh this is my jam, I analyse sleep studies on one screen, watch stuff on the other.

Films (highly rated) that don’t require you to look: Rope, The Apartment, My Dinner With Andre, The Sunset Limited, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe, Locke, Buried

Long form YouTube content: Some More News, Climate Town, Pop Culture Detective, Jenny Nicholson, Münecat, Summoning Salt

Podcasts: Hamish And Andy (it’s the only podcast I’ve ever liked)

Jokes on you, the trash heap is now deliciously seasoned.

Why did you buy your pet some ashes?

I said I’d make a musical RPG video game, and spent the last six years as a solo Dev for it. It’s now coming to steam at the end of this year.

Next I want to write a musical set in New Zealand about the Maori Land Wars. I have two Maori brothers who were embarrassed of their skin colour (rural NZ is pretty racist). I want to show how formidable and powerful a people the Maori were/are, in a style akin to Les Mis.

I played Paper Mario for the N64 and had a blast, super good game that I couldn’t put down. Nice to know there are N64 games I’ve never played that still hold up

Maybe it’s like those Facebook posts where you tell Mark Zuckerberg that he’s not allowed to profit off your photos.

Are you vegan?

Tamarillos! They’re pretty rare now, tart and sweet, looks a feijoa and a tomato crossed. Love em!

I don’t understand how you pick a team if you werent born in an area with a team. Like, as a New Zealander, how can I get excited for a premiere league team that I essentially pick at random?

It really was excellent in its infancy, once you’d honed your algorithm. Some of the funniest, sharpest content on the internet at the time, with a really tight knit in-joke machine - reminiscent of early internet communities. It boomered up and burnt out, but there was certainly a spark there.

Calling someone a Muppet. In NZ (and to a lesser degree, UK/Australia), it’s a common thing to call someone who’s being an idiot. Not sure why. I think as a nation we generally like the Muppets, but not someone who’s being a Muppet.

I can turn my feet almost all the way backwards. So I’d probably do that just to upset the runner of this competition into giving me the million.

Minmaxing

The killing and enjoyment of its flesh are intrinsically linked. You can’t have one without the other.

And the fact that the vast majority of people eat them purely for pleasure rather than necessity makes it immoral.

Join me brother, even just for the planet!

Melbourne Australia: ~75/30mbps. Was getting 1000/1000 at my last place near the city, but we bought a house in a forest.

Thanks to the left wing government, we’ll get upgraded to 1000/1000 in 1.5 years.

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Flyscreen on my windows has stopped me ever needing to kill flies.

Fable 1 got a remaster