Then you could call yourself Galactus

Then they just do what we did when our parents wouldn’t let us watch TV. Go over to a friend’s house and do it there.

Malt-o-meal cereals are better than most others and you can get a giant bag that lasts forever. Also Costco’s store brand Kirkland is consistently rated at the top for quality. I remember one article in particular where Kirkland’s olive oil was the only one not cut with soybean or other vegetable oils.

Teamcraft can’t sniff the connection in the sandbox to update my inventory amounts automatically. UNPLAYABLE (/s for non-crafters)

Ha the first thing I thought when I read the headline was “Again?”

Get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day

Correct, the sheets are trailing in the wind, meaning the sail is not tied down and it’s flapping all over.

Super Troopers.
“You boys like MEXICO?!?!?!”

Then there are those of us who were already adults when she was on the Mickey Mouse Club.

This is what finally pushed me fully over the edge to Linux on my main PC. Nothing wrong with it but they just don’t like it.

And then put up wind turbines just offshore

Mirror image specifies that it blocks attacks that are targeted at the caster. Magic missile has no “attack” component, it automatically hits. Mirror image also ignores AoE damage. The specific wording is “A duplicate can be destroyed only by an attack that hits it. It ignores all other damage and effects.”
We just had this discussion at our table on Saturday.

There is a spell for these types of shenanigans and it’s called Mislead

I just checked and I have 3 sets of Shadowrun dice, so over a hundred in just 12mm d6. That’s not even counting the dungeon dice sets I’ve bought since the mid 80s.

Well he is wielder of the flame of Anor, and I don’t think you can put a muzzle on the sun.

But it doesn’t show the DMs long suffering of Greg’s antics.

Might just be the best horror movie ever made https://youtu.be/Y4yQoJ-LBVE?feature=shared

They are two different method for assigning your starting stats for your character. On p13 of the Players handbook under section Determining Ability Scores. It’s not explicitly named “Standard Array” but you can assign these numbers to your stats: 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8. Point buy is explained in the section Variant: Customizing Ability Scores. You get 27 points to spend on your ability scores. Each score starts at 8 and the costs are: 8 - 0 points 9 - 1 point 10 - 2 points 11 - 3 points 12 - 4 points 13 - 5 points 14 - 7 points 15 - 9 points.