Brush whilst the water is heating up means you’re doing your bit to help the environment! And other such half truths I tell myself to get through the day.

Isn’t the nickname ‘murderball’ is that wheelchair rugby?

Haha aww that is me.

That is terrible, I love it.

Wait wait wait. Ooh I’m so going to try this now.

Dark brown sugar sandwiches. Yep fresh water bread. Butter thick. Dark brown sugar between. Yeah I’ll probably be having a heart attack any day now.

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