I quit drinking this way, one booze at a time!

I’ve had this idea for a trans pirate pc for awhile that would fit in well on Genders table. Captain Cuntbeard gets his name from being a loud and lewd ladies man, always bragging about conquests and offering to let the cabin boy smell his fingers. He says his name is because he can’t get the stink out of his ticklewhiskers no matter what. He is also prepolymorph, so his beard is fake, he shaves his genitals and thighs and glues it onto his face. His motivation for being a pirate is enough gold for a permanent polymorph spell or magic item, in the meantime he has a small stock of polymorph potions that he occasionally uses. He has this whole routine where he gets a barmaid into private, does the whole get comfy we don’t have to do anything, tells her his secret, seduces her, and begs her to keep his secret for fear of his life…

A life of meaning.

You can dehydrate yourself by drinking too much water. You flush the salts out of your system and get water poisoning and die of dehydration anyway.

Can’t roll 28 on a d10, but in Exalted you could easily be rolling 28 dice.

Queensryche - Another Rainy Night (Without You), Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains, Clint Black - Never Liked The Rain, Gene Kelly - Singin’ In The Rain, B.J. Thomas - Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head.

Do you think forty an hour is a flex? That’s like walk in off the street temp work that methheads and homeless people do lol. Even within the narrow confines of your pathetic worldview you are a complete loser lol.

“Coming Home From Tarwin’s Gap” and “Dance With Jak O’ Shadows” both from The Wheel of Time.

I don’t know if it’s a pick up line, but when I get a girls number I immediately send her a picture of a rooster and ask if she likes unsolicited cock pics.

https://www.spaghettimonster.org/2018/10/18/pastafarian-headgear-statement/

Old news.

My version is “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.” Said mock sweetly to asshole customers.

It’s all just one long tube from mouth to butthole.

If you haven’t played Phoenix Point yet put that on deck.

The Bortus family arc kinda starts to feel like the entire point of the series in season 3, and I’m okay with that.

There’s an incorrectly spelled Krakow, Wisconsin as well.

My career hasn’t changed much since the 1700s, I’m a winemaker. Our company doesn’t have a vineyard we buy grapes from farmers, so our winery is in the city not some villa on the hill. At first glance our warehouse full of barrels is pretty similar to an old school winery. I could show my counterpart advances we have made in automation, like our bottling line or the giant industrial press, and I bet they’d get a kick out of moving stacks of barrels or fermentation tanks with a forklift. Using food grade plastic instead of wood makes cleaning easier, and our pump is electric not hand driven, but ultimately little has changed. Our wine lab is pretty high tech and probably the main exception, I dont think they tested for things like acidity and sulfur levels until the industrial revolution. I was literally just talking about this yesterday with my coworker. We had the bottling line out in the yard and we were sanitizing it by pumping boiling water through it with a diesel powered compressor. My contemporary may not understand sanitizing, or the equipment we used to do it, but he would easily understand the bottler and the importance of keeping it clean. I would love to share a few bottles of modern wine with a pre industrial master and vice versa.

I say “greetings earthling(s)” but I also like gumshoe! Also definitely adding “listen up assholes” to the rotation, my coworkers appreciate your suggestions!

Is transmet trending somewhere? I haven’t seen it quoted or memed in years but now twice in two days.

Objective tinnitus is a thing, though less common than subjective tinnitus. It is possible your ear actually is producing sound others can hear, though I guess only with a stethoscope, not the naked ear. https://nyulangone.org/conditions/tinnitus/types