Donald Trump has so far been unable to obtain a bond that would allow him to appeal a $454 million judgment against him in a New York civil fraud case without posting the full amount himself, his lawyers said on Monday.

    • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      8 months ago

      I hate to be a joke ruiner but I have seen horses operate latches and I have also seen Donald fail to operate an umbrella.

      • Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        8 months ago

        Remember when he forgot how to drink out of a bottle? Good times.

        Also when he boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his foot? We should have known then.

        • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          8 months ago

          We all did know, the entire time. So do his cultists. Unfortunately tens of millions of white supremacists will elect an incompetent con man if it means hurting people they consider beneath them.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      Until he notices the horse with a placard saying, “Person, man, woman, TV, camera”, at which point he’ll know he needs to be on his A game. But look at all the horsies, his dad owns a stable full of the fastest horses and the hardest workers, too. You wouldn’t believe how fast one of his horses could plow a field.