• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    That might be how it works for Hollywood tough guys, but that’s not how it works in real life.

    In reality, when someone holds a gun to you and you tell them to go ahead and shoot, they aren’t impressed and intimidated by how much of a badass you are, they just shoot you.

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      8 months ago

      Excuse you, but I’m telling real life here. I have zero fucks to give.

      My own nerve to retaliate in such a way shocked my potential attackers so much that they didn’t know what to do.

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        8 months ago

        Excuse you, but I’m telling real life here. I have zero fucks to give.

        Yeah and I’m the king of Nepal 😄

        My own nerve to retaliate in such a way shocked my potential attackers so much that they didn’t know what to do.

        Suuure it did… 🙄

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      8 months ago

      Oh I love it, folks can hate me all day long. Guess who is still alive, after having a gun pulled to my head more than once.

      I have a force to my voice that’ll make anyone piss their pants, when I need to use such voice anyways.

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        8 months ago

        I have a force to my voice that’ll make anyone piss their pants, when I need to use such voice anyways

        And I can shoot lightning bolts out of my ass.

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          8 months ago

          Better be careful. He sounds like he means business. You don’t wanna be on the receiving end of the piss voice.

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            8 months ago

            I wonder if his piss voice conducts electricity like its namesake, in which case I better watch my ass while farting around him 🤔