• Nastybutler@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    In case anyone wants to find out what the penalty for getting caught pissing on a grave in Arlington National Cemetery is

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      3 months ago

      Im saving my one shot for when McConnell is in the ground. Not that he deserves it more than old Hank but I made myself a promise and I intend to fulfill it one day, maybe soon!

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        3 months ago

        Just piss in a jar, then bring it to the cemetery, and casually kick it over on top of their grave.

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          3 months ago

          Fill otherwise empty alcohol bottle with liquid of choice. No one’s gonna get on your case for pouring one out.

          Ideally, the bottle should have previously contained something gross. Like Malort.