As an older gal, I find him the character I most want to have a sit down with (aside from Marnie, who comes in first) to tell him to get his shit together.

Ras, babe. You need to get back out there. All of life’s mysteries can’t erase how obviously lonely you are. You just asked me if your ex is seeing someone! Let’s do some shopping, get you to a barber, and get you on the magical version of Farmers Only, which I assume is called Mages Only. Magician Mingle? Plenty of Orbs? Castr?