• AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    You say that like I wouldn’t move into a tower anyway if it was an option. Also the raising of the undead. IDK about the black letters though, seems like too much trouble.

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      4 months ago

      I’ll settle for 3am ominous text messages

      You: istg if I see your fucking cat shit in my back yard again I will blacken the sky over your back patio for a thousand years!

      Me: Shit, the cat got out again?

      • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        How much of a nerd am I that my first thought is the neighbour better be really fucking precise if they want to blacken only the sky over your patio and not their yard.

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      4 months ago

      Instead of real black wax seal colored hot glue works. Getting the sealing stamp of right ominous figure remains tricky part though, I still want to send out letters that way

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      4 months ago

      In this economy, Evil Tent down by the river as vans are expensive and a tower is unimaginable. The dead will refuse to rise as they already know the suffering of labor.

      Letters are perfectly viable.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        4 months ago

        Paying for a tower is unviable. Squatting in one is fine. Point on the undead, shit. Might need to do communism to be a proper necromancer. Was really hoping that was the other way around.