To be fair they break Brendan frequently

So you’ll pay a livable wage plus overtime everytime you call me outside work yeah?

Yes but also no. Ceremorphosis only truly succeeds on certain kinds of species, generally only those of the human sized variety and a few kinds of monster. Gnomes can be technically transformed but only through heavy magic manipulation and there is still a chance of failure. All others just die along with the tadpole

Everyone in the building wears one regardless.

My management or owners are not allowed to see the content and it can only be reviewed by a third party arbitration.

If the camera is off I might as well be dead to my employers and coworkers.

My pay increases proportionally to the success of the business.

I never said that ring was for your finger

Fuck, is that why?

I had the same thought for a while, then I started playing dnd and subsequently DMing. Now any extra mental bandwidth I did have goes to solving open-ended people problems my players give me while we’re playing.

Side benefit is I’ve felt more empathetic and patient with people since starting because I have to constantly put myself in a character’s head when we’re role-playing. I imagine that makes one seem more personable and cool to be around possibly helping with the unemployment too

Dnd sessions, always fun to have props

Hey friend I’m a cobbler that does those kind of lifts all the time. I use a contact cement that is removed with acetone but acetone along with isopropyl alcohol can melt the material that some soles are made from so be careful. Aside from that practicing your moonwalk on the pavement outside with them on will help plenty with the stickiness if it’s just the adhesive on there that’s the problem

They added that in the same update that had the new kissing animations sometime around mid February

Is your party the first counter-force these cultists have encountered? Unless it’s like a mindless zombie type cult then they would want information from the mysterious party before killing them even if the rest of the cult is packing up shit to leave. To game-fy this you could have your Sorceror make a series of conversation checks to gather the mob at the tavern while the rest of the party is making checks to stall the cult as long as possible. Longer they can stall the bigger their rescue party can be. Worst case scenario happens and the sorceror runs out of time you have a cleric, start throwing in some divine intervention plot armor for some future cost

Fucking Guardian…Hints?!? He might as well be using every side of every skyscraper in New York to advertise that he will think of himself and act like a facistic dictator free from consequence upon election. To say anything less is irresponsible at best

Something something psuedopod lash something something what that tongue do tho

Me, who also started making his own gear…

I’d imagine it would only be really the first time but I still think it’s a good train of thought. Feels like it’s better to say yes with conditions rather than just outright saying no

Seems like it would be more prudent on a Nat 1 on a handshake would be like, “you forgot you just wiped your brow so your hand is sweaty and you grasp too early and too lightly, a look of discomfort and disgust crosses the guards face, you now have a disadvantage on all verbal checks with this guard from now on.” That still really sucks but nobody is rolling for initiative there

Until Youtube no longer loads period with an ad blocker people will still use them and even then people will find back doors to prevent the firehose of ads Google wants to subject you to. They wanted a monopoly and now they are big mad they have to deal with the consequences of that decision

Yeah I like yall here

I’ve been a lurker for years and I’ve wanted to get started but it seems like a lot to learn on top of finding 3 others that have already learned or are willing to learn all of it

And here I thought it meant quirky, fuck