• blandfordforever@lemm.ee
    8·
    2 months ago

    I find that it’s best to restrain my excessive (pathological, frankly) flatulence until at least the 4th date. I definitely do attempt to falsely present myself as someone who lacks excessive gas.

    • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 months ago

      Dutch ovened my now wife on our third date like 16 years ago

      broke her brain for a couple of minutes while she tried to be pissed and shocked but couldn’t stop laughing lol