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minus-squareblandfordforever@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoI find that it’s best to restrain my excessive (pathological, frankly) flatulence until at least the 4th date. I definitely do attempt to falsely present myself as someone who lacks excessive gas.
minus-squareOmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoDutch ovened my now wife on our third date like 16 years ago broke her brain for a couple of minutes while she tried to be pissed and shocked but couldn’t stop laughing lol
I find that it’s best to restrain my excessive (pathological, frankly) flatulence until at least the 4th date. I definitely do attempt to falsely present myself as someone who lacks excessive gas.
Dutch ovened my now wife on our third date like 16 years ago
broke her brain for a couple of minutes while she tried to be pissed and shocked but couldn’t stop laughing lol